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'Dracula Untold' Clip Looks Like Garbage: I Can't Wait to Watch It!

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | September 16, 2014 |

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | September 16, 2014 |

Dracula Untold looks worse than that time you attempted to use makeup to contour your face like Kim Kardashian and it looked like you got into a fight with a spray tan in a dark alley. It’s pretty terrible. It also makes for a fun story though, right? Especially after a few drinks and the recruitment of your friends.

This is why I cannot wait to watch Dracula Untold. I’m going to swill my Dos Equis Lager Especial, grab a couple of friends, and MSTK the shit right out of it! It has two unmistakable hallmark of schlock that, when combined, rate highly on the stank-o-meter: impassioned speeches from people in a damned monster flick and tons of CGI bats.

Bonus Charles Dance:

The Dracula origins story stars Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper, Sarah Gadon, and Samantha Barks and opens October 10th.


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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.