As we count down to more of the summer’s tentpole films, we inevitably get bombarded with clips that studios release to try to persuade us to part with our hard-earned simollians. Which of these will you pay to get your grubby, disgusting asses into the theaters?
First are the clips from Captain America: The First Avenger, which comes out this Friday. And just to give you the heads up now, we’re probably going to do the dueling review thing like we did with Green Lantern: Dustin’ll review it on Friday while I slave away at my real job, and then I’ll have a companion piece on Monday. So don’t bitch at Dustin’s review, you whining fucking maggots. Unless it’s a shit review, of course. There are roughly a dozen of these, but I just grabbed a couple of choice ones. You can see the rest over at Trailer Addict.
“Take A Stand”
(I like this one mainly because of the HYDRA motto being uttered)
“He’s Got It”
(The voiceover in this one is brutal)
(mmm… Hayley Atwell)
(Yeah, OK, that works for me)
Next, a couple of Cowboys And Aliens clips, because frankly, this might be the movie I’m most excited for this year. Daniel Craig might be the only person who can kick ass as James Bond and a cowboy.