Have you guys seen Save the Last Dance? That movie where Julia Stiles dreams of becoming a ballerina, but after her mother dies, she’s forced to move to a *whisper* black *end whisper* neighborhood, where she’s one of the only white students at her school. And she overcomes all those obstacles and mixes her ballet with mad hip-hop moves and has a really successful audition for Julliard?

C Me Dance is a lot like that, except it’s the female lead in the movie that’s actually facing death (she has a blood disorder), and instead of menacing *whisper* black *end whisper* people on the South Side of Chicago, she has to face SATAN. No. Really. Like, Satan wants to kill her. He’s mean. We know that because he’s a close-speaker, he has red eyes, and he speaks Latin (the language of the devil). Oh, and also: If you watch really closely, you can see Jesus get a spike through his hand.

I should probably also mention that C Me Dance is one of those crazy, Christian fundamentalist movies, which means that the only thing scarier than the message is the acting.

Have fun with this one, folks:

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