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Brittany Murphy’s Last Movie Is Finally Being Released and it… Looks Pretty Terrible

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | April 2, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | April 2, 2014 |

In 2009, six months before her death from pneumonia and anemia, or possibly poisoning, or possibly Homeland Security, Brittany Murphy filmed her last movie, Something Wicked. It was directed by Darin Scott, whom you may know from absolutely nothing of interest.

Something Wicked is being marketed as a “psychological thriller,” but based on the trailer, I think that’s only because “boring piece of tripe” isn’t an existing category with the studios. It’s one of those trailers that shows you everything about the plot, and somehow simultaneously nothing, where you don’t know who the characters are for the first minute or so, but you also don’t really care. Murphy always had a knack for making the most of cheesy dialogue, but even she can’t do anything with a turd like “There’s evil in this house. I saw it with my own eyes.” Go ahead, just try saying that to the mirror and not sound like a crazy person with the acting ability of a Jonas brother..

Something Wicked will open on a limited release (meaning, in this case, one theater in Oregon) this Friday.

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