Bradley Cooper is back on the Oscar hunt, and this time he’s going all out. Which is good! I’d love to see the Emu win, if only because if he has to contain his tightly coiled rage at loosing a third year in a row, his head might explode Scanners-style all over Jennifer Lawrence.
And then of course she would fall down. It would be a mess. But no way Coops can lose this year. Just look at the stats on his new film. No, not that ridiculous Serena mess— American Sniper. It’s based on a true story. About a soldier. Rife with controversy. It’s directed by Clint Eastwood. Brad put on some serious weight and Sienna Miller is a brunette. He’s not f*cking around. YOU’VE GOT THIS, BRAD! THAT OSCAR IS IN THE BAG.
2015: THE YEAR OF THE EMU!