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Biz Break: Are You More Interested In Apes Taking Over the Planet Or Thieves Taking A Book?

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | December 16, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | December 16, 2013 |

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes shows us more of the missteps that led to Charlton Heston being captured by damn dirty apes and eating Soylent Green (IT’S PEOPLE!). First we let James Franco take care of an ape, which he screws up. Now we continue to piss off Caeser (Andy Serkis) and his fellow apes when we try to let Jason Clarke, Keri Russell, Gary Oldman, Judy Greer, Kodi Smit-McPhee, and Toby Kebbell survive.

The Art of the Steal stars Kurt Russell,Jay Baruchel, Matt Dillon, and Jason Jones as thieves that team up to steal a book worth dickety twelve million dollars. I bet it’s a hand-written manuscript of “Fifty Shades of Grey”, you guys.

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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.