Yesterday, we had the greatest news in the history of ever. But the universe always restores balance in the end, so I’m giving you the trailer for Adam Sandler’s third fucking movie with Drew Barrymore. It was either this, or balance would be restored by giving you all ass cancer, so you should be thanking me.
Watch it. You know you’re going to watch it. We will be holding all further posts on the site until enough of you bite the bullet and watch this trailer:
Ha! I’m kidding, we totally don’t have the technical ability to do anything like that. Also, I totally didn’t watch it. Remember, it’s not a violation of journalistic integrity, if I never claimed to have watched the trailer in the first place. Please, if you both watched it, and found it entertaining, please remove yourself from the gene pool.
Read this obligatory plot summary and give me your most honest dejected moan:
After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren (Barrymore) and Jim (Sandler) agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. But when they each sign up separately for a fabulous family vacation with their kids, they are all stuck sharing a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week.
God I hope everyone involved in this film got eaten by a lion.