There’s something ugly in this trailer, and it ain’t the “beast.”
I don’t know what Neil Patrick Harris is doing here. I don’t know if he’s behind on the vig, or if someone’s got compromising pictures of him, or if he’s in some demonic thrall, but he has no place in movies starring Vanessa Hudgens. Frankly, I’m mad at NPH, because if he wasn’t in this, I never would have bothered watching the trailer. I certainly wouldn’t have bothered to post it.
Actually, that’s not true. I would have posted it just to hurt you all. But I wouldn’t have watched it.
Anyway, here’s the trailer for Beastly, a teenified, crapified take on Beauty and the Beast starring the chick from High School Musical that showed her cooter, the skull-faced Olsen twin, NPH, and some blond tool who will never amount to anything. It’s directed by someone who deserves to be buried in fire ants and stampeded by rabid cattle.
Watch it anyway, because NPH is in it and because you love the sweet, sweet torment.