Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, and that Swedish fella the ladies love from “True Blood” star in Peter Berg’s Battleship, which is ostensibly based on the board game. This trailer is below, but before you watch it, ask yourself, “How stupid could it really be?” Then imagine the dumbest version of a movie based on the board game you can conjure up in your head. Now, multiply it by ten.
This is dumber than that.
I can’t believe Kitsch cut his hair off for that.