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Don't Even Bother Clicking

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 12, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 12, 2009 |

When a trailer throws some bass drum at you and promises to rock your world, it can’t then give you this. It’s like the Jonas Brothers coming out with blood dripping from their mouths, screeching, “Get ready to have your faces melted off, cuntbuckets! We will eat your souls and fuck your corpses!”

It doesn’t compute. And neither does this trailer for Bandslam, starring one of those droids from High School Musical and Lisa Kudrow, who has apparently decided to give up on life.

My apologies in advance:

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