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By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | August 12, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | August 12, 2009 |

Is it true that a person’s nose never stops growing? Or is that an old wive’s tale? Cause it helps explain why old people in CGI animated movie always have huge honkin’ schnozes.

(Related: My parents used to tell me I grew an inch every time I hiccuped. And I know that’s not an old wive’s tale because I’m 19 feet tall.)

Here’s the trailer for Astroboy, which is based on a video game, or a comic book, a cartoon, or a manga, or something else that’s amassed a huge cult following. Or maybe he’s a bubble gum character? Or the mascot for sex lubricant. I have no idea, but after witnessing the trailer, I can’t be bothered to look it up. All I know is that it comes out on the same weekend in October as Saw VI, and I’d have a hard time choosing which one to see.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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