Ugh. UGH. A Case of You stars Justin Long as an idiot novelist named Sam that stalks the gorgeous Birdie Hazel (Evan Rachel Wood) on Facebook in order to make himself into her perfect man. Then Sam the idiot gets upset with his quimsical dream girl because she falls in love with the him that he made up. I bet they fall in love when he reveals to her that he’s just a pathetic moron. TRUE LOVE.
WHAT? What? No. Really, WHAT? YUP.
The movie was written by Long, his brother Christian, and pal/co-star Keir O’Donnell to fill that hole left behind by the publicized ‘death’ of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. It seems that not even the sleek-haired Peter Dinklage and his magnificence can elevate this turd into a slightly nicer turd.
Cleanse your palettes with this mostly irrelevant photo: