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Roland Emmerich Sucks in Japan, Too

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | August 27, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | August 27, 2009 |

Here’s the Japanese trailer for Roland Emmerich’s 2012, which has a few things that the US version does not, which means you get a taste for a little more of the destructive powers of a $200 million budget. (Next time, build the entire set out of Legos — who’d know the difference).

I’m actually pretty curious about the movie, which comes out on November 13. But I’m dying to know how John Cusack somehow, single-handedly, saves the Earth from destruction amidst all those monuments crumbling, California sinking into the ocean, and Danny Glover bellyaching about how he’s too old for this shit. Me too, brother. In fact, the day we turned 14, we became too old for this shit.

Well, too bad motherfuckers. You don’t have a choice. Roland Emmerich comes to town, you’ll pony up your dollars. Because that’s how America rolls.Emmerich parts the Red Sea, and we shove our collective cocks in it. Hallelujah. Praise Jesus. And pass the ammunition.

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