Firstly, here it is:
So what thoughts spring to mind in those two and a half minutes?
1. Goddammit, please don’t let this become catalyst for the Benedict James CumberBond movement (if that’s even a thing):
2. Rachel McAdams is entirely too good of an actress to keep playing worried wives or girlfriends. Movie industry, sort it the fuck out please.
3. Seems like Bendleplank Smauglesnatch has really doubled down on his ‘Smaug-via-Hugh-Laurie’s-House’ American bassvoice since he teased us with it in the first trailer.
4. This is basically the expression I made when I had my first taste of beer:
5. Every white dude backpacking through Asia ever:
6. Tilda Swinton is still not Asian.
8. Benedict Wong!
9. Chiwetel Ejiofor!
13. For extra enjoyment of the eventual movie let’s all assume that Mads spent the entirety of the shoot sloshed out of his mind.
14. Anyone care to bet that this isn’t the best joke in the whole movie?