I know, I know. I bitch about trailer voiceovers a lot. But bear with me, you gutless maggots.
First, the synopsis for 11-11-11, which already suffers from terrible titling.
After the tragic death of his wife and child, famed American author Joseph Crone travels from the United States to Barcelona, Spain, to reunite with his estranged brother, Samuel, and dying father, Richard. However, fate has a different plan for Joseph as his life becomes plagued with strange happenings and the constant sightings of the number 11. Curiosity quickly turns to obsession, and Joseph soon realizes that this number holds a horrific meaning not only to himself but possibly to all of religion. Isolated in a foreign country with only the support of his companion, Sadie, Joseph soon realizes that 11/11/11 is more than just a date; it’s a WARNING!
OH MY GOD IT’S A WARNING. Seriously, that was terrible. Also, didn’t we already do this with The Number 23? Different plot, I know, but still. OK, the good news is that it’s written and directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed… um… Saw II!
No? Well, he also directed Saw III!
AND Saw IV!
Yeah, this movie’s fucked. But then, so is the trailer. Even it’s tongue-in-cheek ending line falls flat.
Wait! There’s also this trailer!
Yeah, that sucked too.
Ugh, I’m totally gonna get stuck with this one, aren’t I. Balls.