I mean, COME ON. A pair a handcuffs and a few guys in soldier costumes is going to stop Superman? Yeah, right. GOD. He’s the Man of Steel, for God’s sake. You don’t control a cowlick with butter, do you? Then you don’t try to contain Superman with handcuffs.

I HATE THIS MOVIE ALREADY. Bring in Tebow. Zack Snyder is clearly not cutting it.

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