Thanks to the Internet, most of us are aware of the German folk legend called Krampus. In direct opposition to Santa Claus, Krampus captures naughty, asshole kids, pops them into a sack, and takes them back to his lair. Allow me to illustrate with my special Krampus masterpiece:
Michael Dougherty, director of the excellent Trick ‘r Treat, will be directing the Christmas horror comedy. (I hope the tagline is: “Krampus: He Puts The Anti-Christ In Christmas”. Or something better than that.) Look for it in November 2015. I know Krampus will be looking for some of you sooner than that.