Yesterday, a new “green band” trailer for the stoner medieval comedy, Your Highness was released, which stars Zooey Deschanel, James Franco, Danny McBride and Natalie Portman’s ass. Here’s my recommendation: Don’t bother with the green band trailer. The red band trailer is longer, and features more profanity. And as we all know, profanity is funny. Right? (Shut up. Of course it is).

Actually, the movie looks balls-dropping stupid, but stupid perhaps in exactly that right sweet spot where it’s funny. But if you really want to know the difference between Red Band and Green Band, look no further than Natalie Portman’s ass (and remember: We’re doing this for science). Here it is in the green band trailer:

Now, here it is in the Red Band trailer .

Which trailer do you want to watch?

Your Highness Red Band Trailer

Your Highness Green Band Trailer

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