Now this folks is some real-life shut-the-front door badassery. So, maybe you’ve heard about this show called “Girls.” And maybe you’ve also heard that in last Sunday night’s episode, Lena Dunham’s character had a two-day torrid love affair with a character played by Patrick Wilson. Dunham was nude a lot in the episode, and many people were shocked to find that underneath her clothes, Lena Dunham doesn’t look like Elisha Cuthbert. This made some people uncomfortable. Some of us even wrote about. Some people, however, were total f*cking dicks about it, like this woman on Twitter.
Why wouldn’t Wilson sleep with a woman who looks like Dunham? What’s that you say? Because she’s not a stick-thin super model? That’s interesting, because this woman thinks otherwise.
Oh yeah, and by the way, that woman? Dagmara Dominczyk. That’s Patrick Wilson’s wife, and she just owned the fucking Internet.
Boom! You just got Dagmara’d.