Hey! You remember when you thought it was funny/ironic to buy a copy of Joe Dirt on DVD from the Wal-Mart bargain bin for $4.99, and then you got really drunk/high and watched and laughed your ass off because you were young and stupid and didn’t know any better?
Turns out, there were a lot of you, and those bargain bin purchases add up. Somebody, in fact, got the idea that we actually wanted to see a second Joe Dirt movie. So, Happy Madison scraped together $14, bought a shitty mullet, scotch-taped it to David Spade’s head, and lo and behold, there will be a sequel a mere 14 years after the original.
Just remember, though: This is your own fault. All those, “Hey! Leave Joe Dirt alone, it’s really funny!” comments you leave around the Internet were taken seriously, even though we all know you didn’t mean it.