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Wolverine Definitely Will Not Not Not Appear in X-Men First Class (Triple Negative for the Win)

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 3, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 3, 2010 |

I’m just now catching up on this, but for those of you who are curious about the makeup of Bryan Singer’s X-Men prequel, First Class, it’s official: Wolverine will not not not appear. Yesterday, rumors of his not not appearing were floated around the web when a cab driver announced that he’d dropped off Hugh Jackman somewhere in the vicinity of the First Class set (No. I’m not kidding), and everyone had a great time wondering how Hugh Jackman would fit into the storyline (hint: He would sing. He would dance. Then he would eat the entire cast).

But then, the cab driver’s friend talked to a guy who made coffee for the cousin of a rep at Fox, who officially confirmed that Wolverine, in fact, will not not not appear in First Class, which sadly means that no one in the Singer’s Ratnerfucking will be eaten alive. At least by Wolverine.

However, I can exclusively confirm that January Jones — who is playing Emma Frost in the film — is very hungry. Our inside source (a friend of her hairdresser) reveals that she’s not keen on the catering spread, so she’s thinking about checking out a sushi place near the studio during her next break.

Updates as they become available.

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