Watch this, folks, as I perform Pajiba’s very first magic trick! The trick? I can make your eyes glaze over before the end of the next paragraph:
Will Smith is developing a family adventure movie with his director from I Am Legend, Francis Lawrence, and screenwriter Andrew Niccol (Gattaca, The Truman Show). It’s about a man who lives on opposites sides of the ocean from his daughter. However, their bond is so strong that it literally causes Manhattan to split off from the United States and float across the ocean.
Did it work? Did it work?
Is it possible to feel woozy from boredom?
Here’s a nice pick-me up. A trailer for a movie no one has ever heard of. Seriously. A four year old movie starring Jason Lee and Crispin Glover, and I bet not a soul has ever seen it.