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Why Do You Build Me Up, Buttercup?: 4 Rumors That Might Let You Down.

By Jodi Smith | Industry | November 6, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Industry | November 6, 2013 |

Jurassic World is the fourth movie in the Jurassic series and will be directed by Colin Trevorrow (Safety Not Guaranteed). So far only Ty Simpkins is actually attached to the dead horse being beaten for box office money. Rumor had it that Idris Elba was up for a part, but that proved to be bull plop. Other names mentioned with Elba’s were Bryce Dallas Howard and Josh Brolin and those two are actually in talks with the production at the moment. The newest name to pop up is that of Jason Schwartzman, the former drummer of Phantom Planet. Also I think he did some films or something.

Only time will tell if Schwartzman gets to be eaten while in the sh*tter or maybe hit on the lady of a fellow Jurassic World adventurer. Maybe he’s the velociraptor.

Star Wars: Episode VII has already had Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Cumberbatch, and many others rumored to star. Most of these are super lies. Even though we haven’t really got a solid lead on who will star, it looks like Disney/Lucasfilm is looking toward Christmas 2015 for the movie’s release.

It will all be CGI and Lucas reserves the right to add in more crap every week during the theatrical run. There will also be four different Special Editions with varying levels of useless crap inserted into the scenes. Allegedly.

Army of Darkness 2 coming to fruition was just pillow talk, baby. Bruce “The Chin” Campbell says:

“It’s not news. Let me dispel that right now. It’s all internet B.S. There’s no reality whatsoever. These random comments slip out of my mouth or Sam Raimi’s mouth, next thing you know, we’re making a sequel. So unless it’s announced from Renaissance Pictures, it’s not real. Or unless you have a start date or a release date. We do appreciate people’s enthusiasm for another ‘Army Of Darkness,’ but they should just wait until it’s real. And I feel bad for people because the Internet is so prey to misinformation. So I just encourage to get the real information, not just … if you heard something.”

Saw 8. Someone wants to make a Saw 8. They want to go one more again. Let me just say that I like the first Saw and my Horror Sickness caused me to watch all seven of the movies in the series. Even I do not want this Saw 8. No. Let this rumor be a rumor. PLEASE.


Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.

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