According to Making Star Wars, someone gets the coveted position. And it’s someone who’s been on the Pajiba 10.

Ready for spoilers?

Making Star Wars has revealed that Tom Hardy will appear in Star Wars: Episode VIII as a First Order stromtrooper who slaps Finn on the ass because they were buds in school.

It’s just a cameo. Not a major plot point, and hopefully not the gay representation we were promised. That deserves much more than an ass slap, however hot the participants may be.

Besides. If someone’s going to slap Finn on the ass, you know there’s only one person it should be.

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