Topic: Fun Facts About Gardening
Delivery: Smooth, confident. She’s luminescent.
Jokes: Seriously lame.
Best Line: “In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.”
Topic: Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People
Delivery: Stiff, wooden, but it works in his favor, particularly working against a slightly hostile Letterman.
Jokes: Not bad, actually. Effectively self-deprecating.
Best Line: “What’s Up, Gangsters. It’s the M-I-Double-Tizzle.”
Topic: Barack Obama Campaign Promises
Delivery: Charming and good natured, but halting in typical Obama fashion.
Jokes: Hit and miss, but more miss than hit.
Best Line: “Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin’ Good.”
Overall Winner: Romney, with a slight edge over Barack Obama thanks largely to better joke writing, but Michelle looked the best doing it.