The Deadpool 2 trailer dropped today and I haven’t watched it yet. I KNOW. I won’t be watching it, as I need to keep my brain pristine and full of possibilities while wildly speculating about the secret cameo filmed recently.
After all, Julian Dennison is in Deadpool 2 and Neill already popped up in Thor Ragnarok. It wouldn’t hurt have the two Hunt for the Wilderpeople co-stars reunite to do…just about anything, really.
Since New Mutants has been pushed back to add a new character and some of us have decided that character is Shadowcat, what if she’s the cameo? She could pop out of a wall in Colossus’ bedroom, indicating some *wink wink nudge nudge*. She could walk in on Deadpool during Croc and lotion time. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
Of course, Deadpool did punch her in the face that one time.
Hear me out. Sony was willing to play ball with Marvel and they ended up with a huge hit and lots of money. I mean, I would assume. If they’re smart, they’ll let Deadpool have a moment with Spidey in his movie. They pass each other on the street, pause, back up, and look quizzically at each other’s costumes. Spidey could ask Deadpool why he’s never seen him with the Avengers and the answer could be a joke about licensing or something funnier than that I DID NOT WRITE THE SCRIPT, OKAY.
I just think that would be funny. Deadpool finds a tiny, baby Groot and loses his mind over the adorableness? Sign me up.
I don’t know how this would start, but I think the ending would have to include Deadpool’s head rolling toward camera while his body panics.
Brolin’s already there, guys. Let’s do this! Deadpool can annoy TWO characters while only one actor gets paid. I AM SAVING YOU MONEY.
Fuck it. Let’s get some alternate universe Deadpools going here so we can Deadpool Corps the shit outta next summer. We’ll need a Kidpool, Dogpool, and Shorty No Pockets to go along with Wanda Wilson. I know where to get two of those, but dogs are difficult to come by.
I think Korg and Miek would be a lovely cameo to have popped into an interaction with Deadpool. The conversation would be deliriously insane. I’m actually going to be heartbroken if this isn’t the cameo, I think. It’s too perfect.