A few people have sent me this new poster thingie for the new Yogi Bear movie, and they keep referring to the OMG hilarious tagline, but no one has expressed to me why it’s funny. And I don’t get it.
“Great things come in bears”? Why is that funny and/or inappropriate. Look people: I don’t know where your minds are, but this is just two bears: Yogi is on top, and Boo Boo is a bottom. And I think the poster is cute: Yogi looks very excited (maybe a little out of breath, even), and Boo Boo looks like someone has just surprised him with a big fat juicy piece of meat. And the movie will be in 3D, so I bet we get to see a 3D version of that big fat juicy piece of meat.
Anyway, it looks like those bears are having fun! And it looks like just the sort of family-film that the conservative teabaggers would love! And I know that these two guys are really looking forward to the movie.
It looks like great family fun! And you people just need to stop it. I don’t know what it is, but just stop.