At this point, the Hunger Games movies and the books have all kind of merged together in my mind, so I barely remember where we left off in Catching Fire: (SPOILERS) Katniss has escaped, right? And she is about to embark on the “adventures” in the boring, slapped-together in a hurry to meet a deadline Mockinjay, which is going to be stretched out into two films.

Please be better than the books. Please be better than the books.

Here’s your first teaser, a very important, very creepy message to the people of Panem from President Snow.

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