Gaze Into Insanity
Brad Caleb Kane, one of the writers for TV’s excellent “Fringe,” is working on a new film to be based on the decades-old (and incredibly lame) View-Master toy. According to Dark Horizons, it’s “said to be in the vein of great 80’s family adventure films like “The Goonies” and “Young Sherlock Holmes.”
Yes, I said View-Master. Hand to God.
A movie. Based on a toy so crappy that even when I was eight, I thought it was fucking retarded. I believe Kane is also working on a follow-up film, a psychosexual thriller based on Pick-up Sticks.
I hate you all.