You Know, Twilight Could Really Be Worse
This really isn’t trade news unless one counts anything related to Twilight as trade news … okay no one’s biting … there’s nudity involved …
Oh! Hello everyone! Twilight star (note: very loose definition of star) Christian Serratos (you don’t know her? Me neither! We should start a club!), has posed in an essentially PG-13 set of nude shots for PETA (i.e. some PR guy thinks that her butt is so awesome that it will keep college guys from going to In-N-Out). I’m not sure of our policy on showing buttocks (other than mine of course), so I’ll leave your jollies in the reliable hands of google.
In other deeply irrelevant news, the Twitter account “shit my dad says” has been picked up for a pilot on CBS. Yeah, of course it has. I’m hoping that “gurgles from my mom’s vagina” gets picked up as a midseason replacement, but it has stiff competition from Billy Mays (RIP) and the blissful static of blank air.