It’s come to this.
Italian erotic film director Tinto Brass, who you may know best as the director of Caligula (though he got some involuntary assistance from Penthouse’s Bob Guccione) is set to make the first ever stereoscopic 3D adult film. And by adult film, I mean: Arousing materials meant to assist in masturbation.
According to THR, Brass “said the time is right for 3D technologies to be used to create an erotic film. He noted that the project, which he said will be the world’s first 3D erotic film, will also be the first 3D film of any type made in Italy.”
Brass has said that he plans to “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans,” which kind of suggests that he’s going to remake Caligula in 3D, which is something like the worst idea ever. Although it’s what Brass is best known for, it’s also one of the few movies that Roger Ebert ever walked out of, borrowing a line from a lady sitting in front of him for his review: “[Caligula] is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen!” Caligula featured orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, homosexuality, transvestism, incest, rape, urination, decapitation, infanticide, implied fratricide, and penile as well as testicular castration.
Also, Helen Mirren starred in it.
So, what does shit look like in 3D?