This News Isn't As Good As Pretty Dark-Haired Women And Breakfast Foods, But It's Pretty Close
As you read this, you’re wasting valuable time that should be spent watching March Madness instead of working (Temple Owls advanced - hoot hoot!). We thank you for that. If we had the ability to put you on The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, we would:
We can’t do that. But we can teach you some basic community-college level Spanish:
Fucking A, people. I don’t know if the NBC execs are celebrating St. Patty’s day extra hard or what’s going on, but despite piss-poor, abysmal ratings, and a friend at NBC who swore the shows would not be renewed, NBC has renewed “Community” and “Parks and Recreation” for new seasons! (I’ve never been so happy to see a friend’s credibility utterly ruined in one fell swoop.) All is right with the world and god damn it, if you don’t already watch these shows, fucking start.
Oh yeah, “The Office” also got picked up. “30 Rock” had previously been picked up, and there’s no word on the reamaining two NBC shows, the crappular “Outsourced” and the suck-it-Dustin-it’s-not-that-bad-if-you-ignore-Olivia-Munn “Perfect Couples.”