You know what’s hip hot happening super totes millennial these days? MAWFUCKING KING ARTHUR. First, we learned that King Arthur will be a significant part of the next Transformers film because cocaine is a helluva a drug, and today news comes that King Arthur will be a goddamn police procedural called Camelot because nothing makes sense anymore and also because cocaine. Primarily cocaine.

Read it your fucking selves, I don’t even know.

The drama, which landed at Fox in a competitive situation with a script plus penalty commitment, reimagines the legendary stories of King Arthur in a police procedural. When an ancient magic reawakens in modern-day Manhattan, a graffiti artist named Art must team with his best friend Lance and his ex, Gwen — an idealistic cop — in order to realize his destiny and fight back against the evil forces that threaten the city.

Literally what the fuck did I just read? What is happening? Why is it happening? Who allowed it?

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