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The World's Nerdgasmiest Headline Brought to Life: Harrison Ford Hurt His Ankle On the Door of the Millennium Falcon

By Vivian Kane | Industry | June 12, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Industry | June 12, 2014 |

You’ve most likely heard that a couple of weeks ago a PA on the new Star Wars leaked some set photos to TMZ. The internet was all a twitter with the shots of an under-construction Millennium Falcon, and JJ Abrams responded in the best way possible: with a note denying the existence a new Falcon taken INSIDE said Falcon.

That photo, of course [pushes up glasses], is taken on the holochess board, which we all know as the game we’re supposed to let the wookie win.

Well, now the Falcon rumor/fact has been ULTRA confirmed by the fact that Harrison Ford is being treated at a local hospital for injuries he sustained ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON. That’s right, the original nerfherder tripped on the door of his iconic spacecraft. In related news, a million superfans just had one simultaneous fainting spell.

Via HR.

Vivian Kane doesn’t mean to be flip. She really wants Ford to recover quickly. Her fangirl just bubbles over sometimes.

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