What’s with today, today? I know it is 9/11. That’s not what I mean. Something just feels off about today. At any rate, I decided to look for some odd news to go along with all of the discomfort of today’s weird vibe.
Bill Skarsgard Does the Pennywise Smile Sans Makeup
Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps Talk About Dudes They Kissed on Dawson’s Creek
Well, Michelle does. Busy only kissed Pacy (RIP).
PSA: Busy Philipps and Michelle Williams are in Massachusetts rn reminiscing about who they made out with on Dawson's Creek pic.twitter.com/bysBAI4Wkx— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) September 11, 2017
I mean who hasn't sat on a porch reminiscing about who they've made out with in their lives pic.twitter.com/hqivwHErLs— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) September 11, 2017
My fave is the two of them marveling at the ongoing success of Jensen Ackles and Supernatural. "They have their own comic-cons!" pic.twitter.com/S2ewAvCRia— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) September 11, 2017
Learn All About Squirrel Girl From This Handy Video
Maybe you want to know about a character, but you don’t want to read the comics. Maybe Wikipedia?
NO! PIVOT TO VIDEO!
The Greatest American Hero, Cheesy Favorite of My Husband, Is Being Rebooted
In the 80s, a white dude with curly hair had an alien suit that gave him superpowers. He didn’t Venom his ass up or anything. He flailed around while flying and…that’s all I remember, thank god.
Since this seems to be The Thing now, the people that own the rights to the show are planning a reboot. And that reboot will feature an Indian American woman in the formerly William Katt lead role.
I know you saw the “but the lead character is now a lady” part coming, but what about that diversity? Still not interested? Fair enough.
Nicolas Cage Is Still Crazy Part #2,472
Superman Lives, the one that never got made and would have starred Cage and been directed by Tim Burton? Cage has this to say:
“I would offer that the movie that Tim and I would have made, in your imagination, is more powerful than any of the Superman movies. I didn’t even have to make the movie and we all know what that movie would have been in your imagination. That is the Superman. That is the movie. Even though you never saw it — it is the Superman.” - EW
Doesn’t that just mean that Superman is best left to the imagination and the proposed movie has nothing to do with it? Also Superman blows?
In other news, that Deadpool movie I thought about making and didn’t is probably the best movie in my imagination. SO POWERFUL. Deadpool’s gun arsenal and tight butt, I mean. I’ll be in my imagination bunk, kids.