I mean, the new Monsters University teaser trailer is cute, I guess. But really, if it had some Kristen Stewart in it, how much better would it be?! She’s the highest paid actress on the planet! A teaser trailer for the final movie in the Twilight franchise just came out, and she’s soon going to be an unemployed vampire with little in the way for future career prospects. What could be better than starring in another franchise! Her and Sully and that one-eyed green fella could all be monsters together. IN COLLEGE.

As for the teaser? Besides the fact that it’s missing K-Stew, it’s neat. I will definitely take my eldest to see this as soon as he gets over the trauma of the original movie.

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