Oh, look! It’s that crazy Johnny Depp playing another weird character! What’s that? A Native American with a bird on his head? Oh, OK. He’s in what movie? The Lone Ranger? But … oh, you already know that Depp is not actually Native American. Well, what about Armie Hammer, how is he? Yes, yes, that’s his real name, and no, he’s not related to the baking soda people (but his grandfather did found the Community party in New York). Anyway, he, well, he looks like a Disney character trying to act like a Tarantino character, if that makes any sense? It seems to be the tone the whole movie is going for: Gritty, but family friendly.

What do I think of the trailer? Oh, I dunno. It’s OK, I guess. I’ll probably see it, but that’s not saying much; I went and saw Clash of the Titans and I had no obligation to do so.

Here’s the trailer. The embed has a commercial. If you’d rather not watch the commercial, you can watch the trailer over on Apple’s website.

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