The Latest 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Trailer Is Here And...WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THEM??
I don’t understand the chest piece on Leonardo. I don’t understand a mutant ninja turtle needing glasses. I don’t understand all of the accessories they’re wearing. They’re supposed to be ninjas. All that shit hanging all over them would jingle like your car keys in the front door as you try to sneak into the house without waking up your spouse.
I am going to hatewatch this shit on Netflix so hard.