Before we move on to the trailer for the Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher movie due out this summer, I’d like to present you with a small photo array. These are random pictures of actual real-life killers I collected for your viewing pleasure:
Now, there’s one thing that all the above real-life killers have in common, and it’s that they look absolutely nothing like Katherine Heigl or Ashton Kutcher, or any of the other killers in this movie.
Why is that important? It’s not, really. But earlier today, TK (and the ensuing comments) already filled out quota on Rainbow Killer hate, so it’s either draw comparisons between actual killers and these Hollywood versions, or I suppose you could mock Ashton Kutcher. But what’s the point, really. He’s too dumb to understand insults.
Anyway, here’s the trailer for The Killers, which looks exactly like you’d expect a movie called The Killers and starring Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl to look, which is to say: Like a Ken and Barbie doll with guns an hour after you’ve pulled them out of your ass.