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A Handy Guide To Green Heroes, And Cameron Diaz Is Melting

By TK Burton | Industry | December 15, 2010 |

By TK Burton | Industry | December 15, 2010 |

Here is the new international poster for the upcoming Green Hornet, which is the one with Seth Rogen, not the one with Ryan Reynolds.

For those of you who are confused by the abundance of green-related superheros, may I direct you to this helpful link. (And to think — people want to cut NPR’s budget). However, this doesn’t quite cover them all, so don’t forget:

The Incredible Hulk is also green. Also, huge and super strong and enjoys destroying cities. He used to look like Eric Bana, then he kinda looked like Edward Norton. Now he looks like Mark Ruffalo.

Also, the Swamp Thing. The less said about his film adaptation, the better. He is large and made of moss and doesn’t wear pants.

The Green Goblin is green as well. He looks goblinish. He was hammed to bits by Willem Dafoe. Then bastardized by James Franco before James Franco became cool.

There is also a green Power Ranger, but he can go shit in his helmet for all I care.

There are undoubtedly others that you pedantic fucks will surely point out.

Anyway, as I was saying, here’s the international poster for The Green Hornet. It is unquestionably terrible. I’m not one of those people who really hates Cameron Diaz (there are many that do). I think she’s kind of goofily, ditzily fun in the right scenarios. She’s fun in There’s Something About Mary and The Sweetest Thing. Hell, she’s even kind of amusing in Charlie’s Angels. She’s by no means a master thespian, but she’s hardly a war crime. As for her looks, which are also frequently bashed, there are certainly far less attractive women, I suppose. She doesn’t squeeze my lemon, but she’s hardly some sort of wrinkle-faced bat.

That said, she looks like she might be melting in this poster. Or she had a stroke. Whatever it is, her face is fubar’d. It’s not right. Also, I believe Christoph Waltz is planning on shooting off her kneecap.

(source: Superherohype)

I must say, I prefer this earlier one. Less is more, you know?


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