It’s official. Sometime during the evening of Saturday, January 11th, during a conference for Mormon youths, Mitt Romney officially surpassed James Taylor for the title of Whitest Man on the Planet by attempting (poorly) to do the Gangnam Style dance.
♪ Hello my honey / hello my baby / hello my ragtime gaaaaaal ♪
It was a good run, James Taylor. Please take your place among Glenn Beck, Jim Caviezel, and Andy Dalton in the pile of also rans.