I watched it. I cackled. I got upset that I have to wait until May 18 to watch the full movie.
We have Thanos jokes, The Goonies jokes, teabagging, X-Force interviews (for really real this time, officially), fast bullets, and more Domino. I love Domino. Enjoy the final Deadpool 2 trailer from the studio that killed Wolverine. SPOILERS FOR LOGAN.
If you will excuse me, I’m going to drink coffee until I’m full of enough caffeine to vibrate through the space-time continuum like The Flash or possibly Quicksilver. I have no idea if Quicksilver can do that. I would think so since he and Flash have the same powers and Flash can do it. Do you think the MCU killed off Quicksilver so they wouldn’t have a speedster to turn back time after they break our hearts by murdering all of the characters we know and love (and tolerate, apparently) in Infinity War? I bet Warner Bros. would let them borrow Flash.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, I’m gonna vibrate through time to May 18 and my dinner and a movie date to see Deadpool 2. And may God have mercy on the soul of anyone who tries to ruin my opening night experience.