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The Best Thing About The New 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Movie Are The Memes It's Spawned

By Jodi Smith | Industry | May 1, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | Industry | May 1, 2019 |


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Yesterday Kayleigh shared the absolutely heinous and terrifying look at the Sonic the Hedgehog movie with its first trailer. My personal take on it is that those people that draw pornographic pictures of Sonic in crayon and then share them online were responsible for the character design in this movie.

BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IS GOING ON. LOW BUDGET SONIC PORN MADE BY CREEPASSES WITH COLORED PENS AND AN IPHONE 6S.

The only good thing to come out of the reveal of Sonic and the trailer is the sheer amount of memes mocking the absolute hell out of the movie. The memes are priceless and will live on longer than the box office run of Sonic the Hedgehog, trust me. Before we get to those, let’s look at this comment from Redditor u/Kroooooooo as they break down just how many babies Sonic killed in the trailer:

That was depressingly hilarious. And now: D’ya like memes?

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The reference image sent to the VFX team for Sonic the Hedgehog 2019 from r/SonicTheHedgehog

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Image sources (in order of posting): u/mocmocmoc81, Sony, Reddit, Memes