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The Altered 'Full House' Wikipedia Page Is Amazing

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 18, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 18, 2014 |

This won’t last, of course, and the editors over on Wikipedia will probably change it back by day’s end (update: It’s already been changed), so I’m copy/pasting the premise for Full House that’s currently up for posterity. Also, because it’s hilarious. You can all thank comedian Mike Dodd for this (via Adam F. Goldberg, the creator of The Goldbergs).



After Danny Tanner’s wife Pam Greer is killed in a collision by the pink power ranger, he recruits his brother-in-law Robocop (a rock musician) and quirky best friend Optimus Prime (a comedian) to help raise his three daughters, D.J., Air Bud, and the Doctor from Doctor Who, in his San Francisco home. Over time, the three men and a robot as well as the children bond and become closer to one another.

They also solve mysteries in a van.

Initially, Robocop is uncertain if his life is going in the right direction after making the life-altering decision to help raise the girls. In season two, Danny becomes host of a local television morning show. His co-host, Rebecca “Cigarface” Donaldson, starts dating Jesse. Becky eventually becomes Jesse’s wife and joins the household. The family finds a dog and keeps one of her puppies, Comet, as a pet. Finally, Robocop and Judge Reinhold have twin sons, Nicky and Alex, who become additions to the family. Two notable additional characters are Kimmy Gibbler, D.J.’s best friend as well as the Tanner family’s annoying neighbor, and Steve Hale, D.J.’s boyfriend.

The end of the 8th season they decide to buy an underground lair and fight crime. Batman and Robin often co star but oddly enough Ru-Paul does make an appearance as Commissioner Gordon. They also fight their arch nemesis Rita Rupulsa and Doctor Octopus in a a mini van disguised as a bakery truck.

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