The musical Hair is famous for one thing. No, not it’s political messages, don’t be naive. And not “Aquarius.” It’s the nudity, obviously. So when you hear that Kristen Bell (along with a number of other very pretty people from your TV) have signed on to a single-weekend production of Hair in Los Angeles, don’t even pretend your mind goes anywhere except immediately to: NAKED VERONICA MARS!
Let’s ignore the fact that the actual amount of nudity in Hair is wildly exaggerated, and the fact that it exists as a political statement, not an expression of sexuality. Donna Summer, who starred in the German production, said “it was not meant to be sexual. … We stood naked to comment on the fact that society makes more of nudity than killing.” Yes, let’s ignore all that, just for a second, and have a moment of appreciation for the idea of an all singing—
All-naked Kristen Bell!
And though this production is at the family-friendly Hollywood Bowl, there’s a flower-power warning on the website. (Bolding mine, all mine.)
PLEASE NOTE: Includes simulated drug use, brief nudity, profanity, questioning of religion, blatant sexual positioning, refusal of authority, energy, love, beads, flowers and happiness…so enjoy!
Whelp, who’s joining me in a trip to the Bowl?