Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan star in the trailer for the bondage film, 50 Shades of Grey, which I understand is about a woman who goes in for a job interview but gets lost along the way and winds up in an old-school Madonna music video.

The trailer is safe for work, which really just means: none of the reasons why you’d want to see this movie are in the trailer, but there are at least hints of some of those reasons, and you can fill in the blanks with trashy dialogue of your own.

50 Shades of Grey opens on Valentine’s Day. Obviously.

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