For years, you’ve been crushing on JGL in his many iterations, from Brick to The Lookout to, most recently, (500) Days of Summer and Inception, and you’ve been feeling a little guilty about it. Because he’s that kid on “3rd Rock from the Sun” and it feels so wrong. But it’s OK. It doesn’t have to feel wrong anymore.
It’s been a decade since Joseph Gordon-Levitt played Tommy Solomon. Today, he’s 30. He’s adorable. And he loves his mother. In fact, he loves his mother so much that, for his birthday, he recorded a little doo-wop ditty with her over on his HitRecordJoe. And while it might make your heart melt, it’s the bass in his voice that really drives it home: He’s of age. You can fantasize away.
Now, that Daniel Radcliffe, on the other hand …