Remember that Veronica Mars spin-off that was announced back in January? I know that a lot has happened since then, including a wholly mediocre movie, so in case you’ve forgotten, let me remind you.
DICK CASABLANCAS IS GETTING HIS OWN SHOW.
If this news doesn’t send you over the f*cking moon, well then, I just don’t know what your brain looks like. The show will be part of the new CW Seed (sounds dirty, doesn’t it?), which is the network’s internet arm. It will focus on Ryan Hansen as superstud Ryan Hansen, trying to get a Dick Casablancas spin-off made. So layers upon layers of meta, like holding a mirror up opposite another mirror and having infinite Dicks staring back at you. But this premise comes with opportunities for cameos galore. The show will be called Play It Again, Dick, presumably because in the finale Ryan ends up running away to play piano in a dive bar in Morocco.