I admit, Charming Potato, that when I first heard that you might replace me as Gambit in the stand-alone spin-off of the X-Men movies, I was hurt.

While I was sitting around my house sniffing my own flatulence, I did a lot of soul searching:

But when I read on Deadline this morning that it’s official. I thought, you know what? I’m OK.

In fact, you know what, bro? It’s all yours.

Because while you’re out twirling a stick like a monkey for a fledgling franchise in a movie written by Josh Zetumer, the guy behind the Robocop reboot (hahahaha) …

I’ll be kicking back with some beers and taking my shirt off, McConaughey style …

for season two of True Detective written by the best plagiarist in the business, Nic Pizzolatto.

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