Though they can’t quite live up to a shirtless Alexander Skarsgård, Sam Trammell and Stephen Moyer do their best in these latest True Blood minisodes.

In the first, shapeshifter Sam seems to still be haunted by a bull after his run-ins with Maryann the maenad. He finds a healthy way to relieve his anger.

In the second minisode, which seemingly takes place before his disappearance, Bill attempts to conduct some business with a horny divorcee. These vampires sure do have a way with the ladies.

Mini-poll: Sam or Bill? (Eric aside, obviously.)

True Blood returns to HBO Sunday, June 13th.

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